The Photo Shoot
Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.)
Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.
Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with.
Fly on the Wall
Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person.
Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess.
Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
As everybody knows, AMD are a bit short on the market right now.
Their FX enthusiast series processors just aren’t selling, their APUs threatened by Intel’s new Haswell architecture coming soon, and their RAM isn’t not being sold anywhere popular.
The only market AMD have a good share in is the GPU market:
Their 7-series GPUs are well-priced, and perform (in most cases) better than their similarly-priced Nvidia counterpart.
I think AMD needs to make a fight back in the market.
Intel has (mostly) their own HD audio integrated into their boards. Now, audio cards can make a huge difference in gaming, and other things too. They can take considerable load off the CPU, and make a huge difference to what you hear.
Creative and Asus are the audio card market’s main dominators at the moment, but I believe that if AMD got in there before intel (properly) or Nvidia does, they could hit a gold mine.
They could even implement SPU technologies into their APUs!